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Medicine for the weak

In Medicine, sick, ill, heaven, hunger on May 15, 2009 at 7:36 am

Hey yo,

Have u ever felt extremely sick one day and felt tht u needed some fuckin medicine badly to cure the illness?

I felt sick one day and I knew I din want Ibuprofen, Tylenol, Panadol, or Chinadolls…I needed this…

Heaven is in the house, nigga...

Heaven is in the house, nigga...

One day, I came back home feeling sick and shit. I told Oliver I needed some medicine..He offered me some pills…

Zi: Fuck the pills one side…I need some real medicine..

Oliver: WTF ! Panadol not good enough ah? Miracle pill weih…

Zi: Nope..that would be Viagra…I need some real shit…

Oliver: ….

*Zi walks to the fridge and pulls out a bag of Land O’ Frost Ham

Zi: This my nigga, is my medicine…Here have some and you shall be cured from all your diseases and sins…

Oliver: Lol….

I tells u all…Land O’ Frost makes the best medicine around…It’s so good and cheap ($3.00 a bag..used to be $2.50 a bag..) It’s also so addictive…I think they fuckin go put some Ganja in tht shit, mang…You can just eat it from the bag (please consume within a week or else it will turn into the Grinch and it wont be stealing your presents but your life, nigga) You can also fry tht shit up…mix it with pasta…eat with rice…put on your pizza…throw at your friends ( 1 pound bag wei) Heck, you can also threaten Kudut since the Ham product is non-halal. Oh it also cures the common hunger 🙂

So I want you all to go take a joy ride to Walmart (because it’s cheapest there) and grab a couple of this medicine…and you shall be cured….forever…trust me 😉

“Use the Force, Anakin…” -Obi-Wan Kenobi-

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