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In 1 on May 27, 2009 at 5:16 am

Oh yes, ladies and gentlemen, it is the Champions League Final that gets people pissing in their pants. A match between Europe’s finest, Liverpo…ooppss sorry my mistake, Manchester United (urgh!) and Barcalona. This year, it wil be held at the Stadio Olimpico in Rome which is home to AS Roma where Francesco Totti is more famous than Silvio Berlusconi, Italy’s prime minister. This highly anticipated cup final will attract more people than the Ben Stiller movie, Night In The Museum II

Buongiorno, I am Francesco Totti and I am prettier than girls. Girls wanna date me, men wanna be me and I take home 20 millions euros a year. When my football career finito, I be male prostitute in Amsterdam. Ciao ciao !

Buongiorno, I am Francesco Totti and I am prettier than girls. Girls wanna date me, men wanna be me and I take home 20 millions euros a year. When my football career finito, I be male prostitute in Amsterdam. Ciao ciao !

So here’s the lowdown on how these two giants reach the final.

Manutd knocked out Inter Milan, Porto and Arsenal.

Cesc Fabregas of Arsenal. "Sigh, another trophyless year..."

Cesc Fabregas of Arsenal. "Sigh, another trophyless year..."

Barcalona knocked out Lyon, Bayern Munich and Chelsea.

Didier Drogba of Chelsea. "I suck? I thought its we suck?"

Didier Drogba of Chelsea. "I suck? I thought it's we suck?"

 So which side are you on? Let’s see the head to head battle.

Ronaldo Vs Messi

Ronaldo. Professional footballer and "diver". Currently dating Francesco Totti. "Yes ! I won another penalty for MU !"

Ronaldo. Professional footballer and "diver". Currently dating Francesco Totti. "You see me smiling? 1 reason, Francesco Totti."

 

Messi. "Wow...Francesco Totti is kinda cute..."

Messi. "Wow...Francesco Totti is kinda cute..."

The great battle between Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi. Two of the world’s greatest magician with more joga than the entire England and Italy team combined, will be dazzling us with their silky skills and a chance to lanyeng in front of cameras. Ronaldo alone gives the lovely ladies a reason to watch footballs, er i mean football.

Thierry Henry Vs Wayne Rooney

Henry. Dejected after receiving news that Totti dumped him after a poor show at halftime. "That son of a bitch left me for Ronaldo !?!"

Henry. Dejected after receiving news that Totti dumped him after a poor show at halftime. "That son of a bitch left me for Ronaldo !?!"

Rooney. "STOP CALLIN' ME SHREK !!!!!"

Rooney. "STOP CALLIN' ME SHREK !!!!!"

Two of the world’s best strikers. One as cool as a cucumber and the other always red as a tomato.

Rio Ferdinand Vs Carles Puyol

Ferdinand. "It's Rio Ferdinand. Not Snoop Dogg, ok?"

Ferdinand. "It's Rio Ferdinand. Not Snoop Dogg, ok?"

Puyol. "wo fuck ?"

Puyol. "wo fuck ?"

Two of the world’s most recognized defenders. Ferdinand is more of a cool, calm and “I got this shit, mang” defender whereas Puyol is a more aggresive and “Whose legs do I break?” kind of uumm dude.

Ferguson Vs Guardiola

Guardiola. Disco dancing while complaing about an offside goal.

Guardiola. Disco dancing while complaing about an offside goal.

Ferguson. "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHEWING GUM ?!?!?"

Ferguson. "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHEWING GUM ?!?!?"

Ferguson is the most successful manager around and his Manutd team has not lost in a Champions League Final before. May not live long due to chewing gum poisoning/overdose. Guardiola is a former Barcalona player. Only 38 years old but has already led Barcalona to a La Liga title, Spanish Cup and maybe a Champions League trophy. Fancies disco dancing.

So whose side are you on? Who will emerge as Champions of Europe? Manutd are the defending champs but history is against them as no team has ever successfully defended their crown. Experiance it all tomorrow at 1.30 pm on Channel 36 ESPN on your Mediacom cable.

“This city has 2 great teams. Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves.” -Bill Shankly-

“Some people believe football is a matter of life and death…it is much, much more important than that.” -Bill Shankly-

“You can have the top stars to bring the attention, you can have the best stadium, you can have the best facilities, you can have the most beautiful project in terms of marketing and all this kind of thing. But if you don’t win… All the work these people are doing is forgotten.”  -Jose Mourinho-

“Whoever invented football should be worshipped as God.” -Hugo Sanchez-

“The person that said winning isn’t everything, never won anything.” -Mia Hamm-

“Some people tell me that professional players are soccer slaves. Well, if this is slavery, give me a life sentence.” -Bobby Charlton-

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